Ah, what vile drivel!! The talk of lizards and idiots ... SURVIVAL IS NOT ENOUGH!! We must conquer! We must plant the banner of victory atop a mountain of our dead enemies and dance to the sweet music of thier families' tears!
It is not sufficient merely to maintain -- success is only achieved when you walk from that classroom at the end of the semester with the professor crawling behind you and worshipfully groveling in your wake as (s)he begs to share some of your vast knowlege of the subject with his inadequate personage!
You are not merely 'Beth the student' ... you are GHENGHIS BETH, and fire and death follow you from class to class -- where your mighty feet tread, only destruction and lamentation remain!
Well, Melvin is hilarious! Thanksgiving is coming soon, and we will soothe your troubles with pumpkin pie and a not so friendly game of forks and spoons! -Sonya
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You will survive! I promise.
I have faith in ya.
And if you need support, I will apply kisses as needed.
Ah, what vile drivel!! The talk of lizards and idiots ... SURVIVAL IS NOT ENOUGH!! We must conquer! We must plant the banner of victory atop a mountain of our dead enemies and dance to the sweet music of thier families' tears!
It is not sufficient merely to maintain -- success is only achieved when you walk from that classroom at the end of the semester with the professor crawling behind you and worshipfully groveling in your wake as (s)he begs to share some of your vast knowlege of the subject with his inadequate personage!
You are not merely 'Beth the student' ... you are GHENGHIS BETH, and fire and death follow you from class to class -- where your mighty feet tread, only destruction and lamentation remain!
NOW QUIT WHINING!!
(end pep talk)
oh, and kids...? Melvin says, Don't take steroids!' Rock on!
Well, Melvin is hilarious! Thanksgiving is coming soon, and we will soothe your troubles with pumpkin pie and a not so friendly game of forks and spoons!
-Sonya
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